Life Rules

Crime Junkie Life Rules originate from common themes in the cases we cover. Remember these thirteen rules to stay alert at all times.

#1

You never really know anyone. Ever.

#2

If you have a secret, for the love of god, tell someone. Anyone!

#3

An “If I Go Missing” file is essential.

#4

Never take a polygraph.

#5

Be weird. Be rude. Stay alive.

#6

Never stay in a highway motel.

#7

Never get in a white van.

#8

If you get pulled over by an unmarked car, it’s ok to put your hazards on and call police to verify.

#9

Always get a lawyer.

#10

It’s never a mannequin.

#11

Don’t hitchhike.

#12

Keep it in the app.

#13

Always go a layer deeper.

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